Thursday, September 11, 2008

Fun fact: Gorillas are surprisingly litigious

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Panels from Wonder Woman #24
Gail Simone, writer; Bernard Chang, artist

2 comments:

Scott said...

Man, I loved that whole issue. :)

Maxo said...

Oh man, so much fun — Wonder Woman is becoming one of my current favorites.