That Mighty Devourer known as Bahlactus has once again rung his cosmic bell, and we all heed the call to battle! Fighting will be fierce, and when you're facing a full-on melee it's not a bad idea to have someone with the word "supreme" in their title.
With that in mind, I give you that master of the mystic arts, that goliath of Greenwich Village, the Sorcerer Supreme, DOCTOR STEEE-PHENNNN STA-RRRRAAAAANGE-AH!!!!
Sure, judging by classic depictions, it'd be easy to dismiss Doctor Strange as more of a bookworm than a fighter. And what's up with his ever-present manservant, Wong? It's no wonder people talk.
But I'll tell you what's up with Wong; he may be Doctor Strange's assistant, but he's also his teacher. What does he teach, you ask?
The ancient art of Whup Ass, that's what.
Think you've got what it takes to go pro? Watch your step, sucka — and always bet on Bahlactus!
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