Showing posts with label Sub-Mariner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sub-Mariner. Show all posts

Monday, January 4, 2010

Why the Marvel calendar's days are numbered

In daily life, my nerdiness is pretty evident.

This is especially true at work. Green Lantern pins are piled up at the feet of a Monitor figure like aluminum tribute. Spider-Man sits on top of Yoda's oversized head beneath my completed Human Fly checklist. And on my wall is the new Marvel calendar, which is really kind of nice for a freebie.

And which will be coming down again in February because I don't want to get written up.


The place where I work is informal for an office setting and I'm certainly not a prude, but the image of Ms. Marvel that is waiting to slide out from between January and March just won't fly. It is, in the language of management-types the world over, “inappropriate for the office.”


And that's a shame, because I like to think of myself as an evangelist for comics. I preach the four-color Word to anyone who'll listen. But how do I justify a Ms. Marvel who looks more like Ms. February? How do I explain that this woman who is floating on her back, arms splayed in welcome and with a sleepy, lips-parted-just-so look on her face, is a superhero? A superhero who apparently fights evil in a thong and half-shirt?


There's a thin line between sensual and sexual, between sexuality and sexualized. When I was flipping through the calendar (given away free last week at comic book stores), I had a sudden urge to apologize to someone, to explain that Ms. Marvel is generally a strong character. That she served as an officer in the Air Force. That this is a depiction of her original costume, with a misguided design reflecting her mid-70s roots.


But mostly I keep thinking, “The women in my office — especially my boss — would have a shit if I put this up.” And rightfully so.


Besides the blatant sexism, I'm also bugged by the apparent pandering of Marvel to the stereotypical, drooling fanboy mentality. The only other female character to make the calendar is March's Marvel Girl, who fares a little better than Ms. Marvel but still looks as if she's re-enacting the subway grate scene from The Seven Year Itch. (By the way, Jean, nice rack.) To be fair, Sub-Mariner is wearing even less than either of the Marvels in September, but I'd argue that his depiction lacks the sense of vulnerability of the other two. Again, there may be sexuality, but Sub-Mariner is not sexualized.


(And for the record, Wolverine's November picture made my wife laugh and laugh. You can come to your own conclusions why.)


There is always talk about how superhero comics need to grow up, or that they already have by upping the body counts and spraying blood across everything in the scene. But that's not growing up; that's what kids think growing up means. Growing up means maturity. And when I can't put a freely distributed superhero calendar up in my office for a month because it comes across as sexist stroke material, that tells me the industry still has some growing up to do.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Friday Night Fights: Namor for the 'block!

Thanks to Marvel EIC Joe Quesada and his burning fanboy need for an unmarried Spider-Man, we've now got a Peter Parker who's swingin' in more ways than one. Does this mean we can look forward to all the married heroes suddenly hitting the singles bars? Will Mephisto open a matchmaking service? Most importantly — will Spider-Man get another shot at Sue Storm?!?

Gosh, I wish Marvel could publish a one-shot or something so we could see what that would be like. Oh wait — it already did!

Click to ... blah, blah, blah.

Other guys? OK, sure, Reed Richards might mope around a little but it's not like he and Sue didn't separate during Civil War anyway (or did they? I'm so confused now). Reed shouldn't be any competition for a Spidey on the prowl. And Namor? C'mon — the Sub-Mariner's always walking around in his tighty-greenies and reading weight-lifting magazines! It'll be all over for the little prince once Sue gets a back-rub from Parker's magic fing ...

Panels from Untold Tales of Spider-Man '96

Yikes! I guess a massage really will get you thrown out a window! Well, there's always Gwen Stacy — that should turn out OK, right?


One thing we know for sure ... Bahlactus is a lover and a fighter!

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