I bet the truth is, you hurt your back fighting a supercriminal who injects a steroid-like substance into his veins and wears a luchador mask for some reason. I bet you had him on the ropes, but your overconfidence led you to drop your guard for a moment, then he lifted you over his head and dropped you onto his knee. Crack-A-Lack!
I bet that's what really happened. I can so totally see that.
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Dial-up, what is that? Is that like those cassette tapes I've been hearing so much about?
Ugh - it was the pits. I was beginning to wonder if I was going to have to shovel coal into a steam engine just to boot up.
Maxo, are you guys back?
And, how's your back?
(See what I did there? That's called a homonym.)
I bet the truth is, you hurt your back fighting a supercriminal who injects a steroid-like substance into his veins and wears a luchador mask for some reason. I bet you had him on the ropes, but your overconfidence led you to drop your guard for a moment, then he lifted you over his head and dropped you onto his knee. Crack-A-Lack!
I bet that's what really happened. I can so totally see that.
T: What'd you call me?!?
Yup, we're back (I'm planning to post sometime today) and my bisected back is better (I see your homonym and raise you an alliteration!).
And yes, that's exactly what happened.
BAAAAAAAANNNNNNEE!!!!!
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