You know what probably really ticks off Frankenstein's Monster? The way everyone's always saying how the original Dr. Frankenstein was "playing God" this and the Monster is an "abomination unto the Lord" that. It must get really tedious when you're trying to make small talk at a dinner party, and forget about going to the church car wash.
I can only imagine how annoying it must be when you're attacked by a gang of 70s-era warrior priests throwing everything from bullets to Buicks at you. Luckily, Doc Frankenstein has learned that beating the holy hell out of them with THEIR FELLOW PRIESTS is a good way to work out his frustrations.
Say 12 Hail Mary's and pray Bahlactus shows you mercy!
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